Anyway Malloy's show got moved to later in the evening and I didn't think too much about it again but I'm up late and he's on so I should write this down as it still is taking up room in my head.
The Mike Malloy Drinking Game
- A goodly amount of beer (perhaps Mexican to go well with Tequila)
- Either bottled or in mugs or steins
- A shot glass with Tequila in it
- More Tequila
- Friends who want to fry some brain cells
- A radio within range of Mike Malloy's show or a computer on the internet
Sit down at a table that is not valuable and tune into the Mike Malloy show.
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|If Mike says this:||Do this:|
|Rat Bastard||Drink 2x|
|Flithy Rat Bastard||Drink 3x|
|God Damn||Drink 2x|
|Bush Crime Family||This is a toast|
Stand up, glass in the air
"To Da Family!" Drink
Oh My God
|"Oh. My. God."|
Shot of Tequila
Slam glass down on table
|Sigh||Sigh heavy sigh|
then drown your sorrow in drink
I could go on, but by this time you're on the floor.