Of course, I didn't get any placement in the previous writing contest and I will get used to it, but there is a free humor poetry writing contest called the Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest so I entered Poetry Smokes because there wasn't a publishing restriction on the entry.
You can enter the contest here:
Deadline is April 1st, 2016 and winning entries announced Aug 15, 2016, so breath holding is not advised.
AND there another fiction and "very short" (300-3000 words) fiction contest put on by Glimmer Train. Here is the entry form: https://glimmertrainpressinc.submittable.com/submit
I guess I'll let "The Road, The Tree, and The Human" have a go at the very short one. there is a $21 or $16 "reading fee" for these contests. (The poetry one is free).
The publishing restriction is that it can't have appeared in a print form, so online is ok.