Oh it's good, even better than autogenerated nonsense poetry that some programs are so strangely good at. It even has the "attracting lose flesh" reference that's so, er, inspired. Bolding is mine as you might guess.
One can only hope that this is machine translation (which I oh so dearly love) and not something someone actually wrote. The text of this email has survived for months which is amazing all in itself. Is there really truly no one around them that doesn't understand English well enough to see how strangely it's worded? I mean HTF does one even parse "attracting lose flesh product"?Profit by the opportunity! Anatrim The very up-to-date & most
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However now that I look at it, machines don't usually confuse incredible and invincible unless it was spelled so poorly that the spell checker guessed wrong. In that light "attracting" may have been intended to be attractive. "Lose flesh" is still way loopy but probably was meant to be weight loss. But let's hear it for "attracting lose flesh" - that's priceless.
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"a diet product that makes you attractive" is all I can think. I still like "Two telephone calls and an air."
I think I just got one from your spammer:
Subject: He dangles a hank of Spanish onions in one hand and holds with the other hand a telephone receiver nozzle to his ear.
Telephone receiver nozzle??!
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