I just got this one:
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://somesillyfakerx.cn) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive :)
kill himself _and_ eat his dog? In that order? Impressive.
But that doesn't even come close to my all time reoccurring favorite:
Obesity is Dangerous - STOP IT!!Oh terribly sorry - I'll stop it right now. I just hate it when I do that.
Who writes these things? This one in particular comes up over and over again.